Actually, our timeline is good: Here's the Wu-Tang Clan on Good Morning America

The year 2018 is full of strange sights. There’s a computer-generated news anchor in China. Elon Musk is asking people for dank memes on Twitter. Perhaps you have heard about American politics. And yet there is still little that can prepare you for this video of the Wu-Tang Clan performing “Protect Ya Neck” on Good…

Michael Chabon's far-future Star Trek short takes some intriguing cues from WALL-E

As the reinvigorated Star Trek franchise prepares for the launch of its Next Generation continuation series, CBS All Access is whetting appetites with a series of short films based around Star Trek: Discovery. While three of the four shorts focus on established Discovery characters, the one written by Pulitzer…

Please enjoy the story of Threatin, an internet-famous band touring in empty venues

As anyone who grew up in the internet age will tell you, there is a big difference between being internet-famous and being real-world-famous. Take, for example, the LA band Threatin. You’ve likely never heard of them and yet they have tens of thousands of likes on their Facebook page, thousands of views on their …

There's apparently some weird riddle hidden in the Stranger Things book

The new season of Stranger Things, a show whose last season released more than a year ago, isn’t set to arrive on Netflix until next summer. This wait has made the series’ fans so ravenous for new information that they’ve started trying to gather facts from any possible source, including the 19th century’s favorite…

One of Call Me By Your Name’s best shots was Armie Hammer’s idea

Luca Guadagnino is one of our most celebrated modern directors, with his work on movies like 2015’s A Bigger Splash, last year’s Call Me By Your Name, and this year’s Suspiria remake anointing him as one of Hollywood’s chosen few. But, as Call Me By Your Name star Timothée Chalamet revealed in a recent interview, even…

Tracy Morgan tells pal Seth Meyers he's staying away from politics, citing "crazy motherfucker" Kanye

On a crazy motherfucker of a week, sometimes you just need a little Tracy Morgan in your life. For Seth Meyers, who spent his Thursday “A Closer Look” segment breaking down how Donald Trump has “lost his mind” desperately looking to distract people from both the looming Mueller investigation and the Republicans’…

J.K. Rowling sues former employee for buying too many cats, the witchiest crime of all

Suggesting that Grindelwald isn’t the only one out there committing crimes against the wizarding world right now, BBC News reports that author J.K. Rowling is suing a former assistant for, among other things, supposedly using a company credit card to buy herself a couple of cats. (The News refuses to note whether the…

Lego Batman Movie's Chris McKay to direct live-action Jonny Quest adaptation 

Watch out, The Venture Bros.: Somebody else is trying to make Jonny Quest relevant again. According to Deadline, Chris McKay has been tapped to direct a live-action version of the classic Hanna-Barbera cartoon, and while we don’t know anything about what Warner Bros. is planning here, the fact that McKay previously…

Marvel's big damn Avengers finale is currently clocking in at a big damn 3-hour runtime

In a move that carries a certain amount of irony—given that the studio is working with only (and exactly) half of its overhead on this particular flick—Avengers 4 co-director Joe Russo has said that the upcoming superhero climax is expected to be Marvel Studios’ longest film yet, with the current, mid-edit version of…

David Simon announces fictional miniseries about the rise of fascism and antisemitism in America

Philip Roth died earlier this year, leaving behind a legacy of novels that are likely to be celebrated for generations to come, and a whole bunch of film adaptations that, well, not so much. (Looking at you, The Human Stain.) Now, Deadline reports that HBO and David Simon will be giving one of Roth’s better-known 21st…

Disney's streaming service is getting a Rogue One prequel with Diego Luna

Star Wars: Rogue One is probably the most underrated entry in Disney’s run on the Star Wars series so far, but one of its obvious faults was that it didn’t really have enough room to develop its squad of doomed characters on top of telling the story of their suicide mission to expose the Death Star’s one design flaw.…

Max Greenfield and Patton Oswalt have also joined Hulu's Veronica Mars revival

According to Deadline, Hulu’s Veronica Mars revival has added a couple more familiar faces to its lineup, with one being familiar because he was on the old show (though he’s also a big sitcom star now) and the other being familiar because he’s a very famous comedian. We’re specifically talking about Max Greenfield and…

Satanic Temple summons all the forces of darkness, gets its lawyers to sue Netflix's Sabrina show

It’s like the Christian church has been warning us all for centuries: Don’t mess with Satan, Lucifer, Lord of the Pit, the merciless Morningstar, first of the fallen, prince of lies, etc., or he’ll totally see your ass in court. Variety reports that the Satanic Temple has now made good (bad?) on its legal threats…

Jeremy Irons is apparently old Ozymandias in HBO's Watchmen

We’ve known for months that Jeremy Irons will be in HBO’s Watchmen TV pilot, which is supposedly an “alternative reality” from the one depicted in the comic and takes place after that story, but all we knew was that he’d be playing an “aging and imperious lord of a British manor.” Now, it sounds like we might not have…