Life’s rough for Gallagher. First he verbally bitch slaps Marc Maron and calls him a pinko on his WTF podcast. Then he collapses onstage while smashing watermelons at a show earlier this month. And now the bitter comic is evidently on the financial rocks. So Gallagher's now doing what C-list celebs do when they need some fast cash: Selling all the crap that they bought while drunk off their own success.

On the auction block are such Gallagher family treasures as a super old Mercedes that is missing the key, a set of giant plastic bowling pins that appear to be held together with duct tape, and some thing that looks like a cross between a bike, a wheelchair, and an amusement park ride. Step right up, this is your chance to own a piece of history, folks.